Roo
Who am I?: Andrew GohAlso known as...: In order of usage, Andyrooroo, Andy, Andyroo, Anne.
When did I get here?: 26 September 1991
My boring school?: St. Mary's International School For The Horribly Wicked And Devilish. (The last 6 words were made up)
My age?: 16 going on 17
Hey I'm Andrew, your average feather-in-his-cap, spring-in-his-step, sneaker-wearing, tongue-twisting, ecstacy-inducing, mind-bending, never-ending, trend-setting, floppy-fringed whatsisname. Lovable at first sight if you see me in the right light. Always willing to give second chances. And a third if you ask nicely enough. Hopelessly romantic and tragically retarded. Such a combination yields unpredictable results. Initially shy, softspoken and quiet. Unabashed, witty and loud after the ice has broken. Proud ympacter, God-seeker, salvation-finder, redemption-searcher. I'm not a WANNABE, I'm a GONNABE. Optimist with a pessimistic edge, like a lollipop coated with glass. Always strive to be perfect, very seldom am. Dreams enough to grow a pair of wings. Realistic enough to tear them up. Swings his moods like a monkey on a rope, but you seldom see the emotions fly. No tears in my eyes don't mean I'm not crying, no red in my eyes don't mean I ain't mad, no smile on my face don't mean I'm not happy, no frown on my brow don't mean I'm not thinking. Music is my drug and art my choice of poison. Performs well under pressure, but won't break under the peer kind. Don't offer me your cash or flash me a badge, your friendship's good enough for me. Break my trust, watch the sparks fly. Not without forgiveness, but definitely human. Instantaneously horrific, gradually unbearable. Wait for the sky to clear up. It'll happen. Self-testimony doesn't bring out the best in anyone, especially me. See other's for THEIR impression.
Toodles.
PLEASE DON'T:
Ask me too many questions.
Try to draw out my personal thoughts. Unless invited.
NEVER try to tell me who or what I am. How the hell would you know better than me?
NEVER EVER insult my religion. Please. It's just something you don't do.
NEVER EVER insult my family. People HAVE gotten hurt for making that mistake.
No racism. It tears this world apart and it hurts people.
Ok can everyone please keep any 'emo' comments to themselves. It's not that I care that I'm being labelled as one but gosh I've heard it so many times and frankly, it's getting quite tiresome
Call me Paul Twohill and I break your face. Grr.
Tuesday, September 02, 2008
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY
1. Andrew
2. Roo
3. Rooroo
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD
1. Then we'll turn it up and we'll play a ittle faster.
2. The world's better if you've got a TWIN! (L)
3. Boo, said the Roo.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. MY HAIR YO.
2. My height
3. My eyes.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. My LEGS. ><
2. My horrificly annoying acne
3. My waist.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
1. Chinese.
2. Chinese.
3. Roo.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
1. Creepy crawlies.
2. I have a weird irrational fear of windows and mirrors.
3. Losing loved ones.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS
1. Oxygen
2. Food.
3. God.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING NOW
1. Old NASS PE tee.
2. Hole-y shorts.
3. Sexy black boxers.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS
At the moment it stands as such...:
1. The Academy Is...
2. Paramore
3. Killswitch Engage
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (RIGHT NOW)
1. Summer Hair = Forever Young - The Academy Is...
2. My Curse - Killswitch Engage
3. Grace Kelly - Mika
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP
1. Love
2. Trust
3. Fun
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER
1. I have unusual estrogen peaks.
2. I've kissed a dude.
3. I drink vinegar mixed with mayo.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. Cute eyes
2. Great smile
3. Huggable :)
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES
1. Daydreaming!
2. Guitaring.
3. Random dancing.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW
1. Watch my TAITV
2. Run away from school.
3. And continue running all the way back to Singapore
THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING/YOU’VE CONSIDERED
1. Lawyer
2. Psychologist
3. Journalist
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION
1. Singapore.
2. Singapore.
3. Singapore.
THREE NAMES YOU LIKE
1. Roo.
2. Rachel
3. Melissa.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Live.
2. Get married.
3. Make things right with God.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL
Remeber, STEREOTYPICALLY.
1. I like to dress up :D
2. I can be very preppy (e.g. I'd put a hand in front of my head to stop a fan from messing my hair up)
3. I suck at sport.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY
1. I AM THE EPITOME OF MESSY.
2. I'm attracted to girls :p
3. I got mah man-bits!
THREE PEOPLE THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW
1. RACHEL LEE, MAH HOMIE FO SHIZZLE MAH NIZZLE.
2. William Beckett.
3. I'll be lame and say whoever reads this and feels inspired to do it too.
<3 Peace, everyone.
1. Andrew
2. Roo
3. Rooroo
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD
1. Then we'll turn it up and we'll play a ittle faster.
2. The world's better if you've got a TWIN! (L)
3. Boo, said the Roo.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. MY HAIR YO.
2. My height
3. My eyes.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. My LEGS. ><
2. My horrificly annoying acne
3. My waist.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
1. Chinese.
2. Chinese.
3. Roo.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
1. Creepy crawlies.
2. I have a weird irrational fear of windows and mirrors.
3. Losing loved ones.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS
1. Oxygen
2. Food.
3. God.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING NOW
1. Old NASS PE tee.
2. Hole-y shorts.
3. Sexy black boxers.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS
At the moment it stands as such...:
1. The Academy Is...
2. Paramore
3. Killswitch Engage
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (RIGHT NOW)
1. Summer Hair = Forever Young - The Academy Is...
2. My Curse - Killswitch Engage
3. Grace Kelly - Mika
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP
1. Love
2. Trust
3. Fun
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER
1. I have unusual estrogen peaks.
2. I've kissed a dude.
3. I drink vinegar mixed with mayo.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. Cute eyes
2. Great smile
3. Huggable :)
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES
1. Daydreaming!
2. Guitaring.
3. Random dancing.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW
1. Watch my TAITV
2. Run away from school.
3. And continue running all the way back to Singapore
THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING/YOU’VE CONSIDERED
1. Lawyer
2. Psychologist
3. Journalist
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION
1. Singapore.
2. Singapore.
3. Singapore.
THREE NAMES YOU LIKE
1. Roo.
2. Rachel
3. Melissa.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Live.
2. Get married.
3. Make things right with God.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL
Remeber, STEREOTYPICALLY.
1. I like to dress up :D
2. I can be very preppy (e.g. I'd put a hand in front of my head to stop a fan from messing my hair up)
3. I suck at sport.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY
1. I AM THE EPITOME OF MESSY.
2. I'm attracted to girls :p
3. I got mah man-bits!
THREE PEOPLE THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW
1. RACHEL LEE, MAH HOMIE FO SHIZZLE MAH NIZZLE.
2. William Beckett.
3. I'll be lame and say whoever reads this and feels inspired to do it too.
<3 Peace, everyone.
Signed with a flourish 5:57 AM
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Anyway here are the rules, actually let's just call 'em guidelines. Rules sound too strict for this space. So here are your GUIDLELINES:
1) Numero uno - Please do respect whatever I've written here. Whatever I post on this blog has a reason behind it and does actually mean something to me. So I just ask that you show a little respect.
2) Mind your manners please! This really actually applies to your LIFE as well. Be polite :)
3) Leading on from point 2, I do not tolerate any forms of discrimination; be it racial, sexual, whatever it is. It is definitely NOT appreciated here. Take it somewhere else.
4) Maturity is a MUST. Please keep all comments mature! Name-calling goes under 'immature' so if you were planning on doing that, please change your mind right now.
5) In the same way that prejudice and discrimination are absolute no-no's. I have a zero-tolerance policy regarding insults directed towards my friends, family and religion. Please do refrain from making offensive remarks about those subjects.
6) SH! It would be nice if you didn't spread whatever I've posted on here hahaha ;D
That aside, enjoy this blog, no matter how frequently, or rather INfrequently I update it. (I am known to go on unannounced 'breaks') Take care, God bless :)
Yours, ever so sincerely, Andyrooroo
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